幽默是生活的润滑剂，笑一笑十年少，你听说过哪些英语笑话吗？我们一起来欣赏一下幽默爆笑的英语笑话精选吧。

Dentist: Please stop howling. I haven't even touched your tooth yet.
牙医：请你不要再喊了，我还没碰你的牙呢。
Patient: I know, but you are standing on my foot!
病人：我知道，可是你正踩着我的脚呀！

Father: Oh, Jack, you have slept away the whole morning. Don't you know you are wasting time?
父亲：噢，杰克，你又睡了一上午。难道你不知道你这是在浪费时间吗？
Jack: Yes, Dad. But I've saved you a meal, haven' I?
杰克：我知道，爸爸。可我还给您节省了一顿饭呢，是不是？

A man was hit by a cab in the street. He was brought to the hospital.
一个男人在街上被出租车撞倒送进了医院。
His wife who was standing up by his bed, said to the doctor: “I think that he is very ill.”
他的妻子站在他的床前对医生说：“我想他伤得很厉害。”
“I am afraid that he is dead.” said the doctor.
医生说：“恐怕他已经死了。”
Hearing this, the man moved his head and said: “I'm not dead. I'm still alive.”
听到医生的话，这个男人转动着头说：“我没死，我还活着。”
“Be quiet,” said the wife. “the doctor knows better than you!”
妻子说：“安静，医生比你懂得多。”

One day, Eve asked Adam, “Do you really love me?”
一天，夏娃问亚当：“你当真爱我吗？”
Adam said helplessly, “Do I have any other choice?”
亚当无可奈何地回答：“我还有得选择吗？”

Wife: You see. According to te statistics on thepaper, 80% of those who have died of liver cancer have drunk alcohol.
妻子：你看这张报纸，据统计，死于肝癌的人80%都是喝酒的。
Husband: It's okey. To my investigation, all Thespeopleeat meals.

丈夫：那有什么。据我调查，死于肝癌的人100%都吃饭的。

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